New Green Day Song Material

My new band is probably going to write a lot of songs about how life in the suburbs sucks. But my bleak lyrics won't be anything compared to the real scourge of the burbs - roving baboon "gangs" in suburban Johannesburg, South Africa. Baboons are breaking into people's houses, raiding their fridges and pooping all over.

I'm no wuss, but if I saw a baboon in my kitchen, I would probably take a pause from dying my hair and cutting myself, and wet my pants. Baboons are huge and scary. I think probably 4 baboons could kill me. I could probably hold off one or two if I had a knife.

Menacing Baboons: